Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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