I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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