I love black thongs
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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