found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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