Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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