Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
40s are totally the cure
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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