I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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