dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
