I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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