i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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