I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
