is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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