So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I puked a lego.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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