I'm really into asian looking animals
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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There r osticjed everywhere
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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