hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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