all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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