Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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