Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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