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you win
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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