why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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