she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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