doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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