You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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