it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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