He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We got so high we made milksteak
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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