But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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