Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I love you. Go after that dick
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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