He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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