i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
where does the pee come out of this thing
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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