C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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