I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
