just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.