I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
apparently the secret to your success is patron
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster