Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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