Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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