we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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