come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
