I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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