dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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