Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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