I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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