We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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