Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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