See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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