he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.