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• (970): View more from Colorado

  went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.

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  Where the hell are you

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  He's winning.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo

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• (310): View more from California

  When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...

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• (716): View more from New York

  Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?

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