BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT