I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
