ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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