Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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