What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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