Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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