these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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