How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize
