I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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