S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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