one two three fourrrrnication!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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