normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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