Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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